The old dark house mystery films of the 1920s and 1930s offer great pleasures to Golden Age mystery fans. Even the bad ones (and there are plenty of 'em) can be a lot of fun, due to their very badness.
Who can resist the decaying, isolated old mansion, the dark and stormy night, the washed-out bridge, the flickering lights, the dead phone line, the clutching hands, the maniacal laughter, the terrified screams, the sliding panels, the secret passages, the hidden lair, the killer stalking darkened halls, the house guests bumped off one by one....
Two of the best known old dark house films are silents:
The Bat (1926) and
The Cat and the Canary (1927).
The Bat was based on the
Mary Roberts Rinehart and
Avery Hopwood hit 1920 Broadway play of the same title, which in turn was based on Rinehart's famous novel
The Circular Staircase (1908). It was remade as a talkie,
The Bat Whispers, in 1930 and remade yet again in 1959, with
Vincent Price.
The Cat and the Canary, based on the 1922
John Willard play of the same title, was remade as
The Cat Creeps in 1930, as a
Bob Hope comedy-thriller vehicle in 1939 and a final time in 1979 (probably due to the success of recent adaptations of
Agatha Christie's
Murder on the Orient Express and
Death on the Nile).
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a terrified Gloria Stuart, in her famous white evening gown |
Another key old dark house film is, appropriately enough,
James Whale's
The Old Dark House (1932), based on the
J. B. Priestley novel
Benighted (1927). This delightfully bizarre chiller has brilliant direction by Whale and a dream cast, including
Boris Karloff,
Raymond Massey, and
Charles Laughton,
Melvyn Douglas and
Gloria Stuart. It's one of my favorite films, of the horror/mystery genre or even just in general.
The old dark house form itself soon to be cliched and then parodied. Parodies include, besides the aforementioned
Bob Hope version of
The Cat and the Canary,
Hold That Ghost! (1941), with
Bud Abbott and
Lou Costello, and
The Gorilla (1939), with
Bela Lugosi,
Lionel Atwill, The Ritz Brothers (the latter a very down market comedy team version of Abbot and Costello) and, of course, some guy in a gorilla suit.
The Gorilla itself was based on a
Ralph Spence parody stage play of the same title from 1925.
There were also English old dark house films, such as
The Terror (1938), with
Alaister Sim and based on the hit 1920s
Edgar Wallace play of the same name (an American silent version of
The Terror was filmed in 1928).
And such films continue to be made, of course, long after Hollywood's Golden Age. Besides the 1959 remake of
The Bat,
Willam Castle's
The House on Haunted Hill, also from 1959 (and remade in 1999), comes to mind.
Identity (2003)--to offer another example--is not an old dark house movie, but rather an old dark motel movie.
Last week I watched another old dark house film I had only recently heard of,
The Phantom of Crestwood (1932). It's quite good, even without a gorilla.
Hard-nosed call girl Jenny Wren (
Karen Morley) has decided that she wants out of the business, so at a house party at an old mansion on a California hacienda she lowers the boom on four rich former clients with a new commercial proposition.
She wants the men to turn over thousands of dollars to her for her retirement fund, or she'll make her relationships with them public (one of them happens to be running for the United States senate).
All too predictably, Jenny ends up dead that very night, stabbed with a dart at the base of her skull (rather gruesome, that).
Besides the four former clients Jenny Wren was putting the screws to, suspects include the elderly New England banker creepily obsessed with Wren, Wren's brassy personal maid, Wren's beautiful younger sister, the sister's handsome fiance and the fiance's doting spinster aunt.
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Ricardo Cortez |
In an unusual twist there is an amateur detective, but he's a gangster (
Ricardo Cortez)! He was on the scene to retrieve some blackmail letters from Jenny Wren. He did so (non-violently), but couldn't make his escape because the house (you guessed it) has been cut off from the outside world by a storm. Now with his henchman holding the others at gunpoint, he's decided to solve the case before the police arrive, so that Wren's murder can't be pinned on him.
Though
The Phantom of Crestwood uses old dark house devices--an old house cut off by a storm, secret passages and a stalking "ghost"--it actually offers more than chills. There's real detection and a good murder puzzle.
Ricardo Cortez (the first
Sam Spade; he starred in
The Maltese Falcon the previous year) is a winning sleuth and Karen Morley is smart, tough and sexy (which doesn't prevent her from getting murdered, of course, but through flashbacks she appears in the film even after her death). Thankfully, the film is pre-code, so it's made sufficiently clear that Morley is, yes, a prostitute (and she looks stunning in her backless gown).
The Phantom of a Crestwood is a smart, effective and atmospheric thirties mystery thriller. Recommended!
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Karen Morley |
The much more recent
Dark and Stormy Night (2009) is an affectionate parody of the old dark house genre by
Larry Blamire, the man who brought you such classic parodies as
The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra (2001),
Trail of the Screaming Forehead (2007) and
The Lost Skeleton Returns Again (2009).
At Cavinder Manor, grimly isolated in the Cavinder Moors, a group of people has gathered to hear the reading of the late (very late) Sinas Canvinder's will, thirty years after his death.
Eerily, old Sinas promised to return from the grave this very night!
Concurrently, the psychopathic Cavinder Strangler has been quite active in the immediate area, viciously strangling people to death.
Oh, and coincidentally, the Cavinder Witch, killed 300 years ago, promised to return this very night as well.
It promises to a busy evening! Too bad the bridge was washed out by the storm and the phone lines are down....
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In a house....
Everyone can hear you scream! |
The basic situation in
Dark and Stormy Night echoes that of
The Cat and the Canary, though numerous others films are referenced as well, such as
The House on Haunted Hill and, indeed,
The Phantom of Crestwood itself (we have the Phantom of Cavinder, you see). The opening and closing scenes are highly reminiscent of
The Old Dark House, and specific plot elements are drawn from that film too.
The male reporter (Eight O'Clock Faraday, played by
Daniel Roebuck) and the cabbie (Happy Codburn, played by
Dan Conroy) are a swell comedy team. They really reminded me of the great Abbot and Costello (as I'm sure was intended).
Dan Conroy--playing the terrified cabbie who
just wants his toidy-five cents!!!--is a hilarious pint-sized
Lou Costello. As the female reporter, Billy Tuesday,
Jennifer Blaire has a definite
Rosalind Russell,
His Girl Friday vibe. Blaire's sparring banter with Roebuck is delightful.
Then there's
Brian Howe, in the Vincent Price role of Sinas Cavinder's sniveling nephew, Burling Famish, Jr. Howe is spot-on and a joy to watch, especially when he wails
Pristy!!! (watch and see). This guy is brilliant.
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two intrepid reporters battling for a scoop and a frightened cabbie
who just wants his toidy-five cents!!! |
I'd say these four steal the show, were it not for the fact that there are so many other great performances too, including:
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Brian Howe as Vincent Price
Wait, I mean Burling Famish, Jr. |
Jim Beaver as the Great White Hunter Jack Tugdon (what deadpan delivery!);
Trish Geiger as the maid Jane (she's the only one who can ever figure out how to get the lights back on after they go out--which they do, quite frequently);
Bruce French as the (mostly) unflappable butler, Jeens; the octogenarian
James Karen as the avuncular Seyton Ethelquake (Craig T. Nelson's oily boss in
Poltergeist, thirty years ago);
Mark Redfield as the
extremely snide lawyer Farper Twyly;
Andrew Parks as Lord Partfine, the British twit to end all British twits;
Fay Masterson as Sinas Cavinder's weepy ward Sabasha Fanmoore; and
Alison Martin (surely a relation to
Andrea Martin of
SCTV?) as the wacky spiritualist Mrs. Cupcupboard (and don't forget
Marvin Kaplan as her Borscht Berlt spirit guide, Gunny Gunny Luckcakes).
There's also a cameo by the late, great
Betty Garrett--then 90 years old--as an old lady with an interesting pet. Larry Blamire has a role too--and he's very funny.
I have to say I really enjoyed this movie. You can tell Larry Blamire really knows and loves the old old dark house flicks. If you do too, you should love
Dark and Stormy Night (and
The Phantom of Crestwood). Both are available on good quality DVDs.