Very interesting, Gethryn! A pretty story! A little forced, perhaps, but who can help that nowadays with so many people writing these things [mysteries]."
Damn it all, Gethryn, it makes about as much sense as Lewis Carroll."
"Anthony! I've been thinking! Those things don't happen in England!"
"Everything happens in England."
"No. Not kidnapping."
"It has. And it will again."
"It American! It's American!"
"And England, in common with the rest of the world, is becoming more Americanised every day...."
"I don't like spiders....But their webs are pretty."
"What did I tell you!" Never talk secrets in a private house. Never talk secrets in a public park. If you must talk secrets, talk 'em in a tea shoppe."
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| in the book the teashop is dim olde English rather than bright American art deco a sanctum for whispered dark secrets and deplorable sins |
Philip MacDonald's "new" short crime and weird fiction collection, Dream No More, comes out in a week, but in the meantime I thought I would take one more look at a couple of famous MacDonald crime novels, separated by 21 years, Warrant for X, aka The Nursemaid Who Disappeared and The List of Adrian Messenger. Here we take on Warrant.
When MacDonald published Warrant for X in 1938, it became his first new novel since 1934 and his first new crime novel since 1933. Over those years MacDonald devoted himself to scriptwriting in Hollywood, penning screenplays, for example, to the series detective films Charlie Chan in London (1934) and Charlie Chan in Paris (1935) and Mysterious Mr. Moto and Mr. Moto's Last Warning (both 1938). He stayed busy and accumulated quite a bit of lucre. In 1939-40 he would become one of the individuals who worked on the script of Alfred Hitchcock's classic film Rebecca.
This latter fact is appropriate enough, for if Warrant for X is anything, it is Hitchcockian. Indeed one is surprised that the master evidently never considered filming it. (It was filmed twice by other directors, in 1939 and 1956.) Perhaps MacDonald's novel was a bit too similar to Hitchcock's own The Man Who Knew Too Much (1934), which Hitch himself apparently liked so much he remade in color in 1956.
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| Doris Day doesn't sing but a child is endangered in Warrant for X |
Warrant for X (it was published first in England under the title The Nursemaid Who Disappeared, but I prefer the terser American title), is nothing if not cinematic. At around 100,000 words by my count, it's a dense but fleet narrative, with a succession of surprising (and sometimes appalling) happenings to keep the reader engaged. It also has some of MacDonald's best writing in the crime fiction genre. In its evocatively sinister depiction of the "sprawling unreason" of late-Thirties London, Warrant is reminiscent of Margery Allingham's later, celebrated postwar thriller, The Tiger in the Smoke (1952).
At its publication Warrant for X was elevated, especially in the US, into the pantheon of crime fiction classics, along with the author's own earlier serial killer novels Murder Gone Mad (1931) and X v. Rex (1933), aka The Mystery of the Dead Police. (Funnily American publishers later went with the title Warrant for X after having rejected X v. Rex.) In a much-quoted comment American critic Alexander Woollcott declared that Warrant "was the best detective story I have ever read in any language." Praise can't climb higher than that!
In England the Sunday Mercury proclaimed that MacDonald "has never done anything better" than his latest novel and that the tale was an "aristocrat of a story certain to appeal to the elite and the mob alike." In the London Observer the esteemed crime fiction reviewer Torquemada commented:
Setting aside the lifelike detecting and the unconventional angle from which it is applied, "The Nursemaid Who Disappeared" scores very heavily, in its last forty or fifty pages, as a thriller of quite masterly suspense. In fact, those pages are the only ones I have read since I started reviewing detective tales which have produced in me the physical symptoms of anxiety.
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| that rarest of things a thrilling chess problem |
Torquemada was right and insightful too. Warrant for X is rather unique in combining methodical "humdrum" detection with genuine thrills. Not for nothing is Humdrum Father R. Austin Freeman mentioned in the tale, though somewhat dismissively, for the detection is not really scientific; no one resorts to test tubes in a laboratory. It's just more methodical investigation, powered by amateur genius sleuth Anthony Gethryn's incisive intuitions. It's somewhat like Freeman Wills Crofts' Twenties mystery The Box Office Murders, though a great deal more suspenseful and exciting. Let's go into a bit, shall we?
Although Gethryn functions as the premier sleuth of the tale, its protagonist and male half of the love interest is supplied by an American, Thomas Sheldon Garrett, a writer with a hit play in London. MacDonald had lived in the States for six years and knew the value of the American market.
Inspired by a reading of GK Chesterton's novel The Napoleon of Notting Hill, he visits the area and ends up in a dim Notting Hill teashop, where he happens to overhear a highly sinister conversation between two women, "one short and solid and square...with a subtle suggestion of unperverted masculinity" and "the other tall, slender and with that charm which makes a man want to see the face."
Garrett comes to suspect that the two women are involved in a prospective crime, possibly a kidnapping. (One of them is a nursemaid who is told by the other at one point: "Nobody is going to hurt it." I always marvel how babies and young children often were referred to as "its" in those days.) Distressed, he follows the women, never seeing more than their backs, but loses track of them; so off he goes to the police, his artist and society friends, in a rather Hitchcockian scene of social satire, proving themselves useless.
Alas, the police don't take him seriously. There's an solid and obtuse inspector by the name of Horler, likely a nod to dreckish English crime writer Sydney Horler ("Behind him Garrett's mind could see, ranged in orderly, passive ranks, the ratepayers of Great Britain"), who dismissively suggests that "one of the women had gotten into a scrape of some kind" (i.e., gotten pregnant). Fortunately Garrett's lady friend Avis Bellingham is able persuade him to visit that brilliant amateur sleuth Anthony Gethryn and his wife Lucia. Anthony always gets his man--or does he?
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| I don't recall a monstrous hound in this novel, but there is most certainly a Napoleon of crime |
Like in all the best thrillers, there seems to be a criminal mastermind--by the name of Evans of all things--plotting a wicked crime, perhaps kidnapping; but Garrett and Gethryn have no idea who the target may be, or who the women in the tea shoppe were, or who this Evans might be. It's all hideously nebulous. The only clue is a shopping list....
With this list Gethryn makes some remarkable deductions and the hunt is on in what proves to be a fascinating and frequently frustrating investigation. MacDonald's merging of the thriller and deductive traditions from classic English mystery strikes me as nothing short of brilliant.
Mac even tops it off at the climax with the revelation of a truly Christiesque piece of misdirection. In this novel he dually demonstrates the craftsmanship of a master carpenter and the sleight of hand of a magician. It probably is his finest achievement and the best deductive thriller from the Golden Age.
Anthony's still his facetious self, but not nearly so much as he was in the early days. To be sure he says things like this:
"I was born suspecting the doctor. I shall die indicting the priest." (pretty pithy, that one)
and
"If at first you don't succeed, Pike, pry, pry, pry again." (okay, less so)
and
"Three little articles belonging to Who. One gave a message and now there are Two."
to which his wife, Lucia, long used to this sort of thing, replies:
"Whimsical aren't you?"
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| the list |
But overall he has greater gravitas and makes a truly impressive figure, one fully meriting the doglike devotion of Superintendent Arnold Pike. MacDonald, who had a daughter himself (then 12 years old), drives home the genuine horror of kidnapping with an emotional force few traditional Golden Age detective novels attempted. The main reason Garrett is so determined to pin the tail on the crime is that his own nephew was kidnapped (remember, he's American), Gethryn explains to Lucia. When his nephew finally was returned to his parents "it left half its mind behind it."
I won't go into detail, but in the final section of the novel you really do, as Torquemada himself did, feel frissons of fear for the sake of the lily-white innocent target of a despicable, inhuman crime.
MacDonald doesn't hold back much. Reflecting the time, descriptions of bestial violence are circumspect but our good guys discover too late a dead woman absolutely butchered bloodily to death in her kitchen by the remorselessly merciless Evans. "Looks like the work of a madman," pronounces an appalled Pike, to which Anthony provocatively retorts: "Who's sane?" A frustrated Sergeant Mather utters a "Chaucerian word." I think this is just one of the times MacDonald tried to get the profane oath "Fuck!" into his text, though I'm told Chaucer didn't actually use that particular word in The Canterbury Tales (though he did use queynte, look it up if you need.)
Throughout the novel MacDonald demonstrates a splendid knack for turns of phrase. When Gethryn giddily cries, "By gosh! A safety-deposit ticker, by Jing!", the author observes that the "schoolboy oaths...rang with all the brazen fervor of profanities." This description of a dying man's thoughts is rather poignant I think:
He fell, slowly and floatingly, down into a deep black cavern. It was soft and warm and enticing in its utter restfulness. It was death, his mind told him dimly, and he welcomed it and felt, through his absolute relaxation, a small pang of triumph that death was so exactly as he had, alive, always imagined it would be.
Try finding that contemplative flight of death fancy in an Edgar Wallace, let alone a bleeding Sydney Horler.
I loved this line: "If Daisy Street by day--even in rare sunshine--is a grey and desolate reminder of the calculating bitterness of civilisation, by night its hopelessness is abysmal." I liked "that drab gallimaufry known as the lower middle-class," even if this has more than a whiff of condescension.
Throughout Gethryn functions splendidly as that beau ideal of Golden Age detectives, the flippant knight errant who disarmingly restores right to the world and insouciantly vanquishes the forces of evil. This was probably an unnerving yet ultimately consoling work to read in 1938. Warrant offers us one of the great investigative triumphs of the Golden Age amateur sleuth.
The modest love interest element is plausible enough and pleasing. Lucia's presence is light and limited but welcome and nicely etched. Her and Anthony's son Alan appears, adding poignancy to all the concern about kidnapping. It is Alan who makes the ingenuously symbolic observation about repulsive spiders spinning pretty webs.
There's a little bit here and there indicative of the author's interest in sexually aberrant psychology. Garrett rages: "It doesn't matter a damn, Gethryn, whether it was a sudden woman acquaintance, a man she picked up, or an old friend of either sex! It doesn't matter if it was an hermaphrodite [emphasis added]!" Another time he writes: "[S]he was a sight to give pleasure to they eye of any young man, and to arouse hope in the breast of those of their elderly brethren who like their women dominant." What an odd observation, but it won't necessarily surprise a reader steeped in MacDonald crime fiction. See the forthcoming Dream No More. There's much in Philip MacDonald's biography I still would give to know.
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| Lesley Brook and Peter Coke as Avis Bellingham and Garrett (just Tom Sheldon here) in The Nursemaid Who Disappeared (1939) |







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